Signs that you are living a fairytale

you regularly dress as a furry or bromie around the house and in public.
You believe that disney characters like snow white and the seven dwarfs, sleeping beauty, thumbelina, cinderella are based on real life events.
You stay up in your room awaiting for your prince charming to climb up your hair and save you from an evil mastermind.
you think you can turn a pumpkin into an old 1920s car.
Your music playlist consists of song tracks from beauty from the beast, little mermaid, cinderella.
You watch Anastasia more than three times a week.
you sold your car and in exchange for a 10 dollar rug thinking its a magic carpet.
your best friend consist of a talking donkey, a candlelight stick and the rabbit from the trix cereal box.
you look in the mirror and repeat “Mirror mirror on the wall whos the nicest of them all!:
And lastly you quit your day job bought a lamp thinking a genie will appear and grant you three wishes.
if you experience any of these symptoms please contact the Grand wizard Gandalf who will slap your ass back to reality as he ddoes with Bilbo Baggins.