UNICORN - Dr. Guichet Internal Femurs 8cm - Summer 2016

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I BETTER SPECIFY THAT THIS IS JUST A PARODY AND NOT A LIVE THREAT TO ANYONE REAL OR HYPOTHETICAL

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Ok I get it. You want to ship Guichet off to China

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Quote from: Arrogance on July 11, 2020, 04:20:08 PMOk I get it. You want to ship Guichet off to China

Haha!  Nobody in particular.  It's only when you face prejudices from narrow-minded people who can't even begin to understand what you're going through, that you want to snap a finger and magically whisk them off to that container... for complimentary leg lengthening services and cruise...

Because it is so easy to judge and cast stones.  I too did that during my first consultation when we ran into one of Guichet's freshly operated candidate who was choking with anger, expletives and agony.  We just brushed her off thinking, "What a princess!".  If she can't deal and complains so much, why did she agree to this procedure?  Little did I know.... she nailed it on every count.

ON A DIFFERENT NOTE, for those of you who haven't watched this... Will Ferrell's Eurovision Contest (Netflix) - it's an utter delight, over-the-top ridiculousness that is both feel-good and inclusive.  I'm so in love with this mashup video because that's how I feel like inside if I were to burst into song - hoping for a world that's more accepting of us who're so often misunderstood...

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Hi unicorn,

What would you say to someone considering this surgery?

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Would having 6 cm on femurs fk your it band up?

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Quote from: A on July 18, 2020, 11:12:57 PMWould having 6 cm on femurs fk your it band up?

What's your starting height?  Everything is relative, remember.  The same constant 6cm will cause more muscle contractures if you're shorter than a taller person variable.

But 6cm is usually regarded as a safe goal and whilst you will still suffer from duck ass, widened legs apart, hunching and some valgus in the beginning, your flexibility will make the difference of how fast you can recover from muscle contractures.

Usually, females and younger men are more flexible than older men.  That's what I had perceived.  And some doctors are actually smarter to release IT bands during the initial surgery, just to help out with muscle contractures.

So to prepare, always best to do all the exercises that stretches hip flexor (psoas), quads, hamstrings, IT bands and even calf muscles coz everything is interconnected. 

It will make a difference coz the moment surgery is performed, you'll be held hostage by your own soft tissues.  So do it now, do it often ~ it will reduce your recovery time, discomfort and return to regular walking gait.

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Quote from: Unicorn888 on July 20, 2020, 03:58:14 PMWhat's your starting height?  Everything is relative, remember.  The same constant 6cm will cause more muscle contractures if you're shorter than a taller person variable.

But 6cm is usually regarded as a safe goal and whilst you will still suffer from duck ass, widened legs apart, hunching and some valgus in the beginning, your flexibility will make the difference of how fast you can recover from muscle contractures.

Usually, females and younger men are more flexible than older men.  That's what I had perceived.  And some doctors are actually smarter to release IT bands during the initial surgery, just to help out with muscle contractures.

So to prepare, always best to do all the exercises that stretches hip flexor (psoas), quads, hamstrings, IT bands and even calf muscles coz everything is interconnected. 

It will make a difference coz the moment surgery is performed, you'll be held hostage by your own soft tissues.  So do it now, do it often ~ it will reduce your recovery time, discomfort and return to regular walking gait.

Thanks for the reply.

My starting height is weak 174 cm, let's consider it as 173 flat.
And I want to be at least 185cm, because I'm a proportion freak and I'd be satisfied with 7 cm on femurs which would make me stand tall at 180cm. But since I care a lot about proportions, I also have to lengthen my tibias. So, yeah. 6 cm femurs and 5 tibias. maybe 7 and 4.